confessions of an emo-fuckshit

Laureate Philip Larkin:

"They fuck you up, your Mum and Dad,
They may not mean to, but they do"

i dont despise my parents, i just wanna make that clear. but sometimes, i dread listening to their lengthy sermons about my so called against-all-odds-long-distance-relationship with my yubby, YNGWIE..

well, i have nothing against their expression of concern. as a matter of fact, i’m lovin’ all the attention that i’m getting… what fucks me up is their paranoia about erik.. funny huh?

i just dont get it. when i had relationships with guys residing in Davao, they were too paranoid about my going home late. wadafak?? it doesnt mean that when i go on dates, i would end up being pregnant, ayt?

now, erik. erik is in cavite!hell-o!? what specie of evil spirit could have spawned on them to think about these "out-of-this-world-silly-nonsensical-chuva-eck-eck"???? the following are just some of the claims that they have been too keen in debating about:

1. erik is 40 years old or older than me.. <duh.. to cite fact, i’m approximately 2 years and 103 days older than him!>
2. erik is just faking his so-called-love-for-me. <this i don’t know.. but he wouldn’t be investing enormous amount of money and effort just to tip on me, ayt? that would be very impractical!>
3. erik is a Mafia associate or that kind, ready to feast on me as his prey <goodness gracious virgin!i’d rather not comment. this is really pathetic!! ahihihi>

well… well.. well! i think my parents will always be that way.. the only thing i could do is prevent them from fuckin’ us [mah baby & I] up!

so long, fuckahz.. ahihi

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